yOUR FAVorite: weeklEE texts
08-Mar-10
-yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
-i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
-He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
-they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
-just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
-It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore
-Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
-Is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
(reply) don't start drinking without me
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